Race Day – You’re an Ironman

My alarm rings … it’s 3:00 AM. There is no sleepiness, just adrenaline. I hop out bed, brush my teeth, eat, and change. There is no pause, just action. I step out of my hotel and my heart stops — it’s raining. Not mist or dew, real rain. The weather forecast (surprise!) was wrong. Of all the scenarios I prepped, I missed a rainy race start. How does setting up your gear in the rain work? How do I get into a wetsuit when I am wet? Looking back, this is only the first of many highs and lows for the day.

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Driving to the race, takes longer than I planned. I forgot what happens when 2,000 athletes arrive at the exact same parking lot at the same time. Still, I’m not too far behind schedule. Fortunately, the rain has stopped. I drop my race special needs bags at Transition 2 (T2) and board the shuttles for the 20 minute ride to Transition 1 (T1) and the swim start. In spite of the cooler temperatures and the damp air, I’m already sweating. I misjudged the humidity at 4:30 AM. I probably shouldn’t be wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants.

Arriving at T2, I find my bike, load up my food and water bottles, and inflate my tires. Then, I wait. After about 30 minutes, the announcer begins to call swim times. We are to walk 1.2 miles from T2 to the swim start with our expected swim time group (we are to self-seed). While I expect a 1:50 swim time, I go with the 1:30 to 1:40 group (I just want to start a bit earlier). Arriving at the swim start, I find chaos. Apparently the self-seeding plan has vanished. There are about 20 lines and “they” tell us to get in one. I pick in the shortest (who wouldn’t) line thinking I’ll go earlier. Instead, they started on the left and clear one line at a time. My line is 3rd from the last. I’m a back of the pack athlete and just gave most of the field a 30 minute head start.

2.4 Mile Swim

Swim (1:42): The whistle sounds and I walk down the boat ramp to enter Keystone lake. There’s a knot of swimmers standing the middle of the ramp acclimating to the water. It’s only 68°, not a problem for me; so I quickly dodge left and find my rhythm. Since I’m used to swimming in the ocean, I am surprised by the nice “fresh” water. My only concern is that the water is a bit choppy. Nevertheless, my swim is uneventful. As I exit the swim running up the boat ramp, I notice the clock. I’m about 1:40 and am ecstatic. Who would have guessed that I could swim so fast?

T1 (0:17): My elation quickly evaporates. It’s raining and about 80% of the bikes are gone. The rain creates a changing puzzle. How do I squeeze into cycling shorts and compression socks when I’m wet? When I practiced (without rain), I used baby power to dry off (it’s an amazing trick). Now, I’m drying off and spraying baby powder everywhere hoping my cloud of baby powder is enough to fight the constant rain. The good news is that the baby power trick mostly works. Still, it’s hard, but I get it done.

112 Mile Bike

Bike (7:10). Even in the rain, the bike puts me in my happy place. At mile 3, I pull out my first nutrition bar only to hit a bump and watch my bar fly off into the road. This becomes a common theme all day — bumpy roads, rain, and grit.

My first success is avoiding the “Death Trap” Water Tower Road (named based on its defining feature — the water tower). The Death Trap road is rough with a steep downhill leading into a 90° turn (after the race there were reports several crashes in this spot). With the wet roads and rain, my brakes barely work. Somehow (thank God), I survive the steep hill and sharp turn.

For the next 50 miles (miles 10 through 60), I race up and down the rolling hills with periodic drizzles. The beauty of being in the back is that I only pass people thus boosting my self esteem. The illusion derives from never seeing any fast people because that are so far in front of me. But, I take self-esteem boost, smile, and pretend I’m a break away rider in the Tour de France.

Miles 60 to 80 wipe the smirk off my face. Turning south, the rain begins (again), this time coupled with a strong headwind. I tucked low to grind away — and grind — and grind. By mile 80, I’m soaked and my back and shoulders are sore. Looking back, I rode this section really well, but paid the price — I was getting tired.

By mile 90, I am beginning to see people pass me. While the rain has stopped, my fatigue is real. Still, I show strength on the final hills and finished close to 7 hours. Like the swim, I am ecstatic with my time.

T2 (0:09). As I enter T2, it begins to rain (again). Fortunately, I only need to change my shorts and shirt. Still, I feel grimy from the deep layer of dirt collected over the past 112 miles.

26.2 Mile Run

Run (6:24). For the first 6 miles, I feel good. The rain stops (and never returns) and I make a few friends. Everyone is in a good mood — happy to be off the bike and out of the rain. The overcast skies keep the weather cool and the humidity down. Between mile 8 and 10 my run begins to fall apart. My hip begin to ache. My legs lose their snap. I shift to a run/walk strategy. Then I shift to a walk/run strategy.

By mile 13, I realize speed walk is faster than any run/walk or walk/run strategy. Shifting to an all walk strategy, I begin to feel defeated. 13 miles is a long way to walk. I enter the “dark place” people always talk about. It’s the place where you question everything. Is walking a failure? Why am I doing this? Is this really fun?

Somewhere around mile 20, I pass two runners (or walkers). Apparently, one is a coach and the other is his athlete. The coach continually speaks words of encouragement and keeps saying “there still time, you’re going to make it”. These are the words I need to hear.

You’re an Ironman

Yes, I’m walking. Yes, I’m tired. And yes, I’m slow. But, I’ve always know that I would walk, be tired, and be slow. The coach’s words do wonders for my psyche. I’m going to finish. I’m going to be an Ironman.

At mile 26, I see crowds and the finish line lights. And, I run — not fast, but still run. I’m in the finishing chute, on the red carpet, surrounded by spectators. I see the finish line, raise my arms, and hear my name — “You’re an Ironman.”

Total Time : 15:42

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T-1: Anxiously Waiting

Seven days to go. I finished my open water swimming, I shipped my bike, and now, I am anxiously waiting.

The reality of the event hit me on bike drop-off day. I’m using Tribike Transport to ship my bike. This service allows me to leave my bike at a local bike shop and magically (I hope) it will appear in Tulsa. On Wednesday morning, I just stared at my bike contemplating the moment. Is today really the day? I’m not sure what I was thinking about, but I missed my freeway exit and had to circle back to the bike shop. The feeling wasn’t “excitement”. It was more like “somber”; maybe “sobering”? Whatever it was, it made the long months of training real.

My Stuff.

Now I’m in the midst of packing. This is an exercise in thinking through detail. What clothes will I wear? What do I need to buy? What triathlon gear do I need for every possible condition (heat, humidity, thundershowers, rain, tornados — it is Oklahoma)? So, I’m making a list — and remaking the list — and reading other peoples’ lists. With each iteration, the pile of “stuff” on my floor grows larger.

Tulsa Weather Forecast

And, did I mention the weather? I check the weather on multiple apps multiple times a day. I’m a bit obsessed. Right now the forecast is for 85°, 70% humidity, and 30% chance of rain (thundershowers). But really, the numbers change daily.

And of course, there is the water temperature. Today, Keystone Lake is 65°. I should be okay with this temperature, but it’s far below the advertised 72° on the Ironman website.

What’s even scarier is that someone posted that there are snakes in the lake. Hey, I can’t unsee that post. I just hope they are joking. Oops, I just looked it up on the internet — sounds real — now I’m scared too.

What can I say? Seven days to go. I finished my open water swimming, I shipped my bike, and now, I am anxiously waiting.

This week’s training log.

  • Monday (5/10): Swim 1,650 Yards.
  • Tuesday: Bike 15 Miles.
  • Wednesday: Run 4.2.
  • Thursday: Bike 18 Miles.
  • Friday: Swim 2,050 Yards.
  • Saturday: Bike 35 Miles.
  • Sunday: Run 6.5 Miles.
  • Total Time: 8 Hours.


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T-2: There are still ways to freak me out.

I have 14 days left. I’m in my taper. I’m ramping down the training hours. And, I’m still freaking myself out.

In truth, there are good and bad days. Sunday was a good day — I did a mini-triathlon (equipment testing) and felt really, really good. The bad days happen when I sit around and “over-think” my situation.

Wednesday was bad day. I’m reading the Athlete’s Guide and see the cut-off times. A cut-off time is a time marker where Ironman pulls you off course and doesn’t let you finish. For instance, I must finish the swim in 2:20 after the last athlete gets in the water. Since I won’t be last in the water and my projected swim time is between 1:40 and 1:50, I’m not worried about this.

Athlete’s Guide Excerpt
I think OK-20 and OK-11 is around mile 85.

On the bike, I have to finish the course by 5:50 PM. Once again, I’m not worried. But inserted into the middle of the bike course are three additional cut-off times. Unfortunately, they are listed by street names, not miles. Out of curiosity, I decided to calculate the cut-off times for these streets. After studying the map and estimating the mile markers (not an easy task), I used my advanced Excel skills to create a spreadsheet where I enter my bike start time and speed to calculate my time at each cut-off marker. Since Excel doesn’t have great tools to add and subtract time, I programmed a group of functions to show me the results. And, the results showed that I missed the mile 85 cut-off. FREAK OUT. BAD DAY.

Wednesday night I go to bed telling myself all the “right” things.

  • You can only control what you can control.
  • I couldn’t have trained harder.
  • It’s too late to change anything now. Let the chips fall where they may.
  • It’s the journey that counts, not the race.

Yeah, right. The race counts — really! Thursday morning, I revisit my spreadsheet. As my boss always says, “if it looks wrong, it probably is”. Looking again, I do some back-of-the-envelope calculations. Something doesn’t add up. Lo and behold, I used a “Round” function instead of a “Trunc” function. The effect is that my time calculation got rounded UP, not DOWN. That mistake creates an hour time difference. So instead of missing the mile 85 cut-off, I should beat it by an hour. RELIEF. GOOD DAY

With 14 days left, I’m bracing for more freak out moments and sharpening my Excel skills.

This week’s training log.

  • Monday (5/3): Open Water Swim 2.4 Miles (Full Ironman Distance).
  • Tuesday: Bike 25 Miles; Run 1.3 Miles (Brick).
  • Wednesday: Run 6.4 Miles; Swim 1,800 Yards.
  • Thursday: Bike 20 Miles; Run 1.5 Mile. (Brick)
  • Friday: Swim 2,000 Yards.
  • Saturday: Rest — Mother’s Day Celebration. We celebrate a day early to beat the crowds.
  • Sunday: Open Water Swim 1.3 Miles; Bike 22 Miles; Run 6 Miles (Mini-triathlon).
  • Total Time: 12 Hours.
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T-3: The Fashion Choice

I’m staring at my calendar — 20 days left until the Ironman.

Objectively, I’m as ready as I’m ever going to be. With Saturday’s 100 mile bike ride and Sunday’s half marathon, I can’t imagine being more fit. And realistically, I can’t get fitter in the final 20 days anyway.

This brings me to this week’s pressing question — fashion. With expected strong winds on the bike course, my friend graciously lent me his aero bike helmet (aerodynamics are a must). The issue is that it’s orange. If you thought that nothing rhymes with orange, try matching it with my gear.

Saturday’s ride was another test ride. This time, I’m testing the helmet. I chose to pair the orange helmet with my red cycling jersey. I’m thinking “hey, it’s close — maybe no one will notice the difference”. Within steps of door, someone (my wife) noticed the difference.

Red = Rejected
Blue = Marginally Accepted

Starting over, I chose a more acceptable (but not great) blue cycling jersey. I guess if you can’t hide it you have to own it. I’m still not real happy, but I refuse to spend $100 on matching clothing.

I can see it now. At my funeral, my loved ones will speak about my accomplishments, remember my triumphs, and then, see photos of my miraculous Ironman achievement — in my orange helmet. At least there will be laughter at my funeral.

Oh, and if you’re looking for me on the course, you know how to find me. I’m the fashionable one.

Last Week’s Training Log

  • Monday (4/26): Rest. 2nd Covid Vaccine – gotta be safe.
  • Tuesday: Rest. Feels like someone hit my arm really, really hard (Vaccine side effect).
  • Wednesday: Run 7 Miles; Swim 1,800 Yards.
  • Thursday: Bike 30 Miles; Run 1 Mile.
  • Friday: Swim 2,000 Yards.
  • Saturday: Bike 100 Miles (5,800 feet of climbing)
  • Sunday: Run 13.2 Miles.
  • Total Time: 15 Hours.
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T-4: Wet Feet and Baby Powder

Saturday was “dry run” day — the day to test all my gear in a practice triathlon. For the most part, I know what to expect. As they say, “this ain’t my first rodeo (or triathlon)”. The biggest difference is my commitment to fully change. Usually, I’d wear the same tri-shirt and shorts for the entire event. But with a 112 miles on the bike and a marathon, comfort is essential.

In this case, comfort means wearing real cycling and running gear. The first trick is to fully change. Since Ironman has a “no nudity” rule and no changing tents this year (thanks to Covid), I’ve been perfecting the beach towel changing trick at home. I figure that if surfers can do it, so can I. And, the good news is that I successfully performed this trick in parking lot on Saturday. Or at least, I didn’t see any people gasping at me and my beach towel.

Baby Powder – The Secret to Staying Dry

The second trick is wearing compression socks. These knee high babies are like tight self massaging wonder clothes. I’ve been using them on my long bike rides and runs. And, they keep my calves fresh all day. The challenge is squeezing into them with wet feet. Go ahead and try putting socks on your feet after a shower, then multiply the problem by 10, and you’ll understand what I mean.

On Saturday, I tried a new solution to the wet feet problem — baby powder. After coming out of the swim and changing into my cycling shorts, I whipped out the baby powder. In a big puff of white smoke, I became as dry as a baby (and smelled soft and fresh too — that’s a bonus) and easily pulled on the compression socks. Victory.

With about 30 days to go, I’m feeling good (and dry).

T-4 is my last “recovery” week. Training efforts are generally reduced.

  • Monday (4/19): Rest
  • Tuesday: Open Water Swim 3,000 Yards (1.7 Miles)
  • Wednesday: Run 6.3 Miles
  • Thursday: Bike Trainer 1:15 Hours
  • Friday: Swim 1,800 Yards
  • Saturday: Open Water Swim 1.2 Miles; Bike 40 Miles; Run 6 Miles (Dry Run)
  • Sunday: Bike 30 Miles; Open Water Swim 1.2 Miles.
  • Total Time: 12 Hours

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T-5: Amazed (at my progress)

It’s hard to believe how far I’ve come. This past training cycle I did two centuries (100 mile bike rides) and two half marathons (13.1 miles — well, one was 12.5 miles, but it’s close enough). While I’m still a little short on the swim (longest one is 1.3 miles), I think I’m ready for the Ironman. Sitting back and writing, I’m simply amazed at what I can now do.

So what’s next? I’m now thinking about all the details.

  • Flight Plans
  • Hotel Reservations
  • Bike Transport Reservations
  • Local Restaurants
  • Fashionable clothing (I gotta look good for the pictures)

But mostly, I’m just trying to keep calm and not let fear get a hold of me. 33 days left. It’s hard to believe it’s really here.

This week’s training log:

  • Monday (4/12): Open Water Swim 2,350 Yards (1.3 Miles)
  • Tuesday: Bike Trainer: 1:15 Hours; Run 1.3 Miles
  • Wednesday: Run 7 Miles
  • Thursday: Bike Trainer 0:50 Hours; Swim 2,000 Yards
  • Friday: Run 4.2 Miles (Tempo)
  • Saturday: Bike 100 Miles
  • Sunday: Run 12.5 Miles; Swim 2,200 Yards
  • Total Time: 17 Hours
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T-6: The Eye of Sauron and Bootstrapping

The largest triathlon mistakes are failing to plan for unlikely events. These are things that can happen, but rarely do. And, I found one this weekend (lucky me).

Eye of Sauron and My Tire

30 miles into my long ride, I get a flat. Flats are likely events — so I’m prepared and carry a spare tube. The unlikely event is the split tire. Looking at my flat, I see the eye of Sauron. This is a problem.

Boot Hack – Use duct tape, dollar bill, or anything that can cover the hole. The tire pressure will hold it in place.

I’ve heard about this type of event before, but I’ve never experienced one. The remedy is to insert a “boot” into the tire to add a layer of protection between the tire and tube. Some people carry a “boot” or a “patch”. A hack is to carry duct tape (useful for many things) or a $1 bill (also useful). In the past, I carried duct tape. Since I’ve never had this type of event in 10+ years of riding, years ago, I took the duct tape out of my repair kit (bad choice).

Staring at the eye of Sauron, I work through my options. I could call for help, but I’m so close to my destination that I desperately search for anything that could be a boot. I feel like Matt Damon in the Martian. In a moment of inspiration, I tear apart the broken inner tube to create a thin shield that can act like a boot. From there, I gingerly ride 10 miles to my destination where I get a new tire. Success!

The moral of the story is be prepared. Just because it hasn’t happened to you doesn’t mean it won’t happen to you. I’m putting duct tape back in my repair kit.

This week’s training log.

  • Monday (4/5): Open Water Swim 1,650 Yards
  • Tuesday: Bike: 25 Miles
  • Wednesday: Run 6.5 Miles; Swim 1,900 Yards
  • Thursday: Bike 29 Miles
  • Friday: Rest
  • Saturday: Bike 66 Miles
  • Sunday: Run 16 Miles; Swim 1,800 Yards
  • Total Time: 15 Hours
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T-7 Riding Into Bees

You might wonder why I call this blog “RidingThruBees”. One of my first traumatic cycling experiences was seeing a light cloud of back dots harmlessly hovering over the bike path. Thinking they were gnats, I rode through it. But they weren’t gnats. They were bees. I freaked out (who wouldn’t) but stayed focused enough (barely) not to crash. For the next mile, I was flicking bees off my jersey. In that moment, I learned to keep my mouth closed when approaching an unknown cloud. And if I’m not focused on what is important, I will crash in the face of distractions.

On Saturday’s 100 mile bike ride, I didn’t see a black cloud. Around mile 75, I saw nothing. But my face felt a piercing poke on my upper right lip. Yes, a bee (To be fair, I don’t think the bee saw anything either). There’s a reason why it’s called a bee sting. It stings.

Protoceratops
Notice the distinct upper lip overbite.
Maybe they were all stung by bees.

Immediately, I stopped to assess the damage (to me, not the bee). But really, how do you pull a stinger out of your own face. I needed help.

Options: While I could ask a stranger to pull it out, I didn’t feel right having a stranger get real close to my face (Covid, you know). I could call someone, but they would probably take 30 minutes to get in a car and find me. Since I was only 8 miles from home (about a 30 minute bike ride), I just rode — and rode fast — and rode with a throbbing lip.

Before the bee sting, I was pretty tired. After the bee sting, all my fatigue disappeared. Maybe bee stings are a hidden racing aid — there’s nothing like a little pain and throbbing to pump you with adrenaline.

While I did finish the 100 miles, I now look like protoceratops. RidingThruBees is about facing distractions. But, this day was about RidingIntoBees — surviving when the distraction hits you in the face.

Weekly Training Log:

  • Monday (3/29): Rest
    • Tuesday: Bike 30 Miles; Run 1.3 Mile (Brick)
    • Wednesday: Run 5.9 Miles; Swim 1800 Yards
    • Thursday: Bike 28 Miles; Run 1.3 Mile (Brick)
    • Friday: Rest
    • Saturday: Bike 100 Miles
    • Sunday: Run 10 Miles
    • Total Time: 16 Hours
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T-9/T-8: Finding Rest on the Road

I’m in the final preparation phase. T-9 was a big week and T-8 was a recovery week. I’m sensing the importance of recovery. All T-9 and T-8, I required an extra dose of discipline (also known as guilt and fear) to get out of my chair and start my workouts. For the first minutes of every workout, I fought the “I don’t wanna do this” mindset until I settled into a rhythm. Ultimately, it all worked out.

Things you find on a 1,000 mile road trip.

The best rest came with sitting in a car for 1,000 miles thanks to family commitments. No training — just rest. I take that back. A 1,000 miles of car riding/driving was an opportunity to work on nutrition, concentration, and posture. After all, 9 hours of driving (in a day) is less than a day at the Ironman. So, I focused on eating 100 calories an hour, staying alert and engaged while staring at a monotonous road, and sitting up in the driver seat (it’s so easy to slouch). Surprisingly, I got home Sunday night and felt really good. Maybe correct posture and not overeating junk food is the key.

So here we go… (taking a big breath). One last big training cycle before a tapering cycle.

Oh, and good news here. I’m getting the Covid vaccine today. Gotta stay safe too.

T-9 and T-8 week’s training logs.

  • Monday (3/15): Swim 1800 Yards
  • Tuesday: Bike 24 Miles; Run 1.2 Mile (Brick)
  • Wednesday: Run 5.8 Miles; Swim 1500 Yards
  • Thursday: Bike 25 Miles; Run 1.1 Mile (Brick)
  • Friday: Run 4 Miles (Tempo)
  • Saturday: Run 8 Miles
  • Sunday: Bike 34 Miles (Hill repeats); Bike Trainer 2:00; Swim 1500 Yards
  • Total Time: 14 Hours
  • Monday (3/22): Rest
  • Tuesday: Bike Trainer 1:15; Run 1.3 Mile (Brick)
  • Wednesday: Run 5.8 Miles; Swim 1800 Yards
  • Thursday: Bike Trainer 1:15; Run 1.3 Mile (Brick)
  • Friday: Run 4.5 Miles (Tempo)
  • Saturday: Sat in a car for 9 hours
  • Sunday: Sat in a car for 9 hours
  • Total Time: 6 Hours (didn’t count the car time)
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T-10: Enter The Swim

With 10 weeks to go, enter “The Swim”.

If you looked at some of my older posts, you know that I prepared for Ironman Arizona by swimming in the local bay. With Covid closing my regular public pool, I didn’t have a choice. The bay swim worked with an end-of-summer triathlon because the water was warm. I tried to keep it up for Tulsa, but the winter water is a bone-chilling 58 degrees. I won’t feel offended if you call me a “cold-water wimp”, because it’s true.

The Swimming Hole

Between the cold bay water, winter storms, and the local public swimming pool reservation system (it’s like trying to get Comicon tickets), I haven’t swum since January.

But this week, I’ve partnered up with my triathlon friend to swim in his housing community pool. It’s 18 yards (a bit short) and a bit cold (but still heated). Nevertheless, I’m back.

Not really back. The first day was 1,300 yards in 45 minutes (including rest stops and chatting breaks). And, the following morning I was reminded (by my aching body) that I have shoulder and back muscles. So, I have some work to do.

The good news is that I ran 15 miles during this training block. That’s my longest training run – ever. Afterwards, I felt pretty good (well, as good as you can considering it was slightly over 3 hours of running).

This Week’s Training Log

  • Monday (3/8): Rest
  • Tuesday: Bike 30 Miles; Run 1 Mile (Brick)
  • Wednesday: Run 5.8 Miles
  • Thursday: Swim 1300 Yards (First Swim — YAY!)
  • Friday: Rest
  • Saturday: Run 15 Miles
  • Sunday: Bike 32 Miles (it’s hard to bike after a long Saturday run); Swim 1500 Yards
  • Total Time: 11 Hours
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